I hope this does him in, however...

Yep, it didn’t work out well for the USPS. Rail is too critical for that nonsense.

Being an inveterate inebriate, I occasionally drink these to get plastered when I don’t care about flavor. 

The original version is much like the Western Bacon Cheeseburger, it’s hard to go wrong with that formula.

They discover the world’s oldest profession...

It’s ascent, not assent.

I just picked up one at an obscure Target on Tuesday. I periodically check and this location happened to have the Horizon bundle available. It looked like they had more than one. I had to drive about 50 miles to pick it up because it was in a small town, but I didn’t have any luck locally so it wasn’t that bad of a…

Same here, I just picked up a PS5 two days ago. I got lucky and found an obscure Target that happened to get a shipment. 

These pathetic pricks are always “in fear for their lives.”

I live in Northern CA and there a lot of sod farms around my area and they continue to water them during the drought. It’s ridiculous because the surrounding cities are on a severe water restriction, so if anyone bought sod and had it laid, they wouldn’t be able to water it.

Flaying is an option.

That video was very cringeworthy.

NVM, the other incident was already posted. Deleted my reply.

Our dads were one flick away from death when shaving.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hertz-customers-allege-false-arrests-lawsuit/

I started using a shavette and the prep is everything, that and the angle. Just a few degrees out and you’ll be slicing everything. 

Their teeth aren’t nearly as long as land snakes either.

These came out when I was in HS, I wanted one so bad!

Sea gnomes

I had this one in 1980