There we go! It’s been a while since I read it, might have to break it out soon.

I simply cannot take him seriously.

Requin was a whole chapter in Moby Dick. 

Fantastic stuff, I love the ending

So, someone lit earth’s fart?

https://twitter.com/mondomascots?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

I follow a Twitter account dedicated to the various Japanese mascots. It’s a lot of fun to see the things they come up with

Horned Toad agrees

Have fun and live your best life!

I wish, but I believe it was just made by someone who heard the story. 

Her side salad is questionable too

I’m afraid of what he’d do with a tube of cookie dough

They love shiplap too

I bought my first HDTV from them

So... a cunning linguist?

They’re out there, I ran across one a few months ago on Twitter.

I read an article on this after hearing about it. Super weird shit.