Play Horizon Zero Dawn.

Geography is your friend

Somehow they love to make a literal translation of Day of the Dead and thus we keep getting Dia de los Muertos instead of Día de muertos as it should be.

quippy action-heroine

Not at all. I love it when shit like this happens. It’s like when I saw a commercial for Medusa (with her stop motion snake hair) in 1981's Clash of the Titans. It’s easy to giggle as an adult, but as a 6 y/o, it was some scary shit (and my father laughed his ass off). I guess I feel like if it happened to me (and I’m…

as a soon to be parent, can confirm this is hilarious

Did you ever see the movie?

No, I’m with you in Camp Funny. Take your star.

Not one bit. I think it’s hilarious.

Like BingleyJoe said, yes, you’re terrible. but you’re also in good company. Cheers!

Besides enslaving little, creepy, orange people, what is wrong with Willy Wonka.

Join me in my hand basket to Hell. It was bloody hilarious. I spit up my corn muffin.

Meanwhile parents are totally okay showing their kids ‘classics’ like Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka or The Secret of NIMH?

You are so awful!!!!!!...

> Parents were yelling at the projectionist to stop, covering their kids’ eyes and ears.”

Maybe.

Am I terrible for finding this funny?

By the looks of him in that video, wandering aimlessly and ineffectively in the middle of the pitch, he is indeed on his way to being the next Michael Bradley.

yeah how tall is he? google says trump is 6'2 and barron is almost his height here

My takeaway from this entire article was, holy shit Barron is one very tall 11 year old.