Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

I’m sure Houston will appreciate the two floatation devices that are part of the package.

I expect nothing from Bing.

So what we are seeing here is that unregulated monopolies and monopolistic practices are bad? My god! No one has ever seen this or saw it coming? How will the invisible jerk-off hand of Ayn Rand and her thralls ever figure this out?

Well he is white, doesn’t question race relations in America, nor threaten to hold out. In the milquetoast factory that is the NFL Stafford is a fucking superstar.

It’s astonishing that premiere players have to go through this rigamarole while Matt Stafford can make gazillions by simply taking a shit on the field for 16 weeks.

Ned Stark once said everything before “but” is bullshit.

Oh no, a pyramid on the internet just called me racist!

Yes, I’m eternally fascinated by millionaire athletes who think they’re doing something besides get paid to ENTERTAIN, as if their sport is some pure and noble thing that would still take place in massive arenas even if money wasn’t involved.

Sports Illustrated; the only thing propping it up is the swimsuit issue.

Take em & rake em.

Certainly leading the league in OPP now.

Awesome, same argument people use to justify Kaep’s blackballing. Just business, mayne. How far you willing to take that simple logic? If players want to speak their minds, we’re all the better for it. I’d rather she tell us how she feels than robotically say “it’s just a business whatever”.

Wow – somebody’s hypersensitive. *sets out box of Kleenex for when you get back*

You never hear of Carlos being put on administrative leave because Carlos isn’t in a union.

There is NO excuse.

That entire fatass family. Wrapped up in weirdo christianity eating cheese and bacon fries. Even their name is gross

All I can think about is Michael Che’s comment on cops being put on “administrative leave.” “You never hear McDonald’s putting Carlos on ‘administrative leave’ while they investigate whether or not he put his pubes in the fries.”

Right? She describes in detail what everyone else would call a secondhand accounting of the events... somehow, for Trump, it is firsthand. Unreal.

Do you need to sell your soul to lie and bullshit as effortlessly as Huckabee-Sanders does? Jesus Christ, I despise her.