Even without the original philosophy of Star Trek, all those dumb fuckers had to do was look at Commander Sisqo or Admiral Janeway, which wasn’t that fucking long ago, to know there is no fucking “whitewashing” going on and no pre-requisite to being a Star Trek captain. Just fucking say “I’m a white guy and I don’t…

I didn’t know this had Michelle Yeoh. YAH!

So for the vague claim of “scent of weed,” they felt they had to go all-in on a massive instigation of all of her accounts? Really? More like, “we were hoping to turn up some photos/evidence to discredit this man to the public, so the officer would seem more justified in murdering him.”

You ever see Philando Castile’s record for being pulled over by the police? He knew what to do, the cop shooting him was bullshit.  

This isn’t very important, I realize...but wow, that man is unattractive.

I debunked Jr’s claims in that CrossFit article, but basically all you need to know is, “Murph” is the holiest of holy crossfit workouts, and only the lowest of the low would lie about reps/time on it.

how long has he had the body of a 70-year-old man?

Meh, he can’t land a backhand but he hits a reasonable forehand. That said, those pics belong in the FUPA Hall of Fame.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I do.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

At some point term limits have to be on the table for discussion, right?

Phil clearly subscribes to the classic boomer belief system of “give no praise, talk backhanded shit, and expect the person to excel because someone is slighting them”

I mean. If seriously fuck up and ruin peoples lives didn’t seem to be the current governments exclusive goal that might actually have given me pause.

When black athletes seriously protest, they lose their careers. Simple and plain.

Ali

It’s like charring your steak to a crisp and then drowning it in ketchup.

Colin Kaepernick is in fact blackballing himself.

I’m sure McConnell is having this one blown up into a poster for his personal amusement and for Republicans to illustrate a prime example of someone too lazy to pull herself up by her bootstraps.

Once again, I demand all future articles add addendums/corrections/errata instead of merely editing the typos out of their content!

A future documentary of Phil Jackson’s tenure with the Knicks will have John de Lancie as its star.