Everything he touches turns to ash

My friend is a professional artist and says it’s comparable to the higher end Wacom tablets. I can barely draw breath but I trust his assessment (for whatever that’s worth!).

This site has been very helpful with etymology:

This is how my grandma made it, but with the fried chicken drippings. I ate entirely too much of it as a kid.

I feel you

Humans, we love killing each other.

He has hippopotamus mouth

Plus Hamilton was killed in a duel, so can he mimic that part too?

This is my favorite take on this phenomenon:

He’s going to have to go through some serious detox, just stopping can kill him at this point.

He’s taken way too many ouchy head tickles

Road apples and mushrooms? Sign me up.

I’ll just pretend it’s fond and eat it anyway.

The best I can find (even at my local butcher) is Choice, I thought Prime wasn’t generally available to the public.

Hmmm

I’m listening...

Don’t get cocky

That poor machine is long gone. I spilled booze on it during the final, ill-fated repair attempt.

it may not be healthy but at least I’m not starving.

Wouldn’t Frank’s asinine logic apply to his own assertion?