Bad Job, Commenter!

I disagree. Female pejoratives carry an extra layer of negativity when directed at men — "You're crying, only "bitches" do that."

"Michael … " [looks around, confused]

Did I read your post incorrectly? Was it edited after the fact? I keep seeing "imaginary" and not "imaginative"

Look, since we all bought Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist in that terrible Bond movie, I think we can buy Oswalt as a nerd.

"I don't grok this neuspeech. I wonder how many spacebucks it costs to downlink the transobot chip into my braindrive???"

You have an …imaginary … daughter? Ricky :(

Some of us naturally have it, some don't (me), and some waste their time trying to get it. It's all so pointless.

They found a way to make me have a negative feeling about cats, so…yes?