You letting Kotaku tell you anything is mistake number 1.

Wait, what? Are you . . . are you seriously suggesting that I can't aspire to be a decent person, or even write a comment on a blog asserting what I hope to be my own decency, without first moving to Africa and providing physical aid to the poor?

I'd also like the option to romance my teammates of either gender/ethnicity. And I want a spaceship somewhere, you know, to keep it historically accurate.

marketing campaign at it's finest

Is it just me, or is "____ Simulator 201X" becoming the new Annoying Thing in Gaming. It's probably the single laziest game concept conceivable. I think the novelty wore off after the first surgeon sim for me.

Mind you the app does require Xbox Live Gold, but that's a small price to pay for the ability to browse videos also found on YouTube and purchase things readily available everywhere else. How much is convenience worth to you? I thought so.

it's not the best-looking version, upgrade your pc Kirk

And what's shorthand for assuming that people who are insensitive to someone's suffering are probably white men? I get the idea of averages and probabilities, but it still strikes me as a lazy and cynical way to dismiss people who are saying things you disagree with. It's certainly not constructive to jump to gender…

"Tell him to stop", yes how dare all these white male cis hetero etc... guys actually expect a woman to have any agency whatsoever.

I don't think it helps to assume that people who might be against this story are "probably white males."

Agreed. It was clunky, but the lore and story are worth more than having a bit of combat trouble. Not having the game babysit the player because, god forbid, someone has to read text is what will make Morrowind better than Skyrim. Graphics don't define a game, and Morrowind is the ideal game to prove it. Granted,…

Joseph Kittinger did this 53 years ago with untested technology! What a great American!

Phil Fish´s ears must be burning somewhere right now.

I really hate the victim-mentality that seems to define a lot of indie game developers, especially on the topic of Greenlight. They seem to cry and moan about how unfair everything is, yet they knowingly chose to compete in the entertainment industry as an independent. I don't know why they think they are entitled to…

I can't wait for the day when the world is populated by hermaphroditic human descendants all with the same physical and mental traits, living under a pure harmonistic socialist system where nobody starves and nobody fights. We all just get along swimingly and with no aspirations towards anything more, like so many…

Wait...isn't that what I said to you to? Or did I say that to someone else? So many dumb people here, I can't remember...

So...you have a dislike for them why? I mean, I understand being ambivalent towards them both. I can even kinda understand having reasons for disliking one or the other. But what story was woven in your life that causes you to have an actual dislike for not only beer, but cheerleaders as well?

I guess the better question is why would anyone not like beer and cheerleaders? I mean, sure, you could say gay men don't like cheerleaders, but traditionally they love the fuck out of musicals and cabaret, don't they? Not a whole lot of difference there...

Straight edge Gay men?

Uh.....who doesn't like beer and cheerleaders?