Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.

Porches that are on the second floor or higher are traditionally called balconies.

This is absolutely terrible news, I just hope that the Crew can keep themselves together mentally and continue their push for a playoff spot. And more importantly, I hope that Yelich heals and rehabs completely so he can return to his dominant ways.

FUCK.

II’m fine with them so long as it’s limited to aesthetics. Once your players in game ability development is linked to microtransactions, game design gets a pernicious incentive to encourage frustration and slow development. Even were this NOT the case, it destrots the trust between the gamer and the dev, where the…

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

This explains how the Easter Bunny can bring eggs!

Moblie was the less-cute ape-raised child in the Jungle Book

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Russia sorely needs our raking technology which California refuses to implement or even acknowledge. Also, California and PR didn’t vote for him, whereas Russia did.

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

363,000 pennies. That is the approximate number of pennies in a ton.

It must take him fucking HOURS to get anywhere, as I assume he monitors the comings and goings of all San Francisco residents.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

If only the preborn baby had a gun to defend itself. 

If it was a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

To tolerate hate, injustice, and violence is to be hateful, unjust, and violent. I would argue that the government should never arrest someone for what they say or think so long as that speech is not inciting violence. But there are social consequences for speech and actions and those consequences are the expression…