I had gold elims and healing as Zen a few days ago and I was called a bad healer. We won 3-0.

This reminds me of a Kids in the Hall skit but I can’t find it.

“They’re using the most prominent woman in Donald Trump’s — you know, most prominent — she’s his daughter,

nice

I have found myself drinking excessive amounts of red wine and binging video games where I get to shoot people. Good times we live in.

I have made this work. The secret is to let it sit for like a minute before you remove it. I know this because the first time I tried I sprayed Chardonnay everywhere. Luckily I’m dumb enough to try something like this twice. The result was something that wasn’t as good as the original Chardonnay and far worse than a…

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/republican-congressman-falls-victim-to-old-onion-article/

Isn’t this New York, the one that is a sanctuary city, the whole reason Trump is even a thing? He made his money off the backs of these people.

What’s a leftover Ramen seasoning packet? I would mainline it if I could.

This made me lol

more like p-mails, amiright?

I can’t stop looking at the guy chewing on the far left.

I have used my Anova for mashing beer in a bag. It works quite well. Anova even has a post on it:

I sea what you did thar.

The Aristocrats?

I’m very excited because I’m pretty sure that I’m getting a fancy carbon steel gyutou for Christmas. I’m more excited about that then the big ass tv we just got.

In Soviet Russia, the government suppresses you!  
Sorry, that isn’t a Yakov Smirnoff joke. It’s just true.

Best read in the voice of Jim Tomsula.

thank, enjoy your rain delay

holy shit! rain delay!