Whenever anyone complains about traffic enforcement being about revenue enhancement I cannot wish enough ill will on them strongly or quickly enough

...he uses false pretenses to allow her to fall in love with him (what is called dating)

Had Joe not done it so publicly, flaunting it in VW’s face, this wouldn’t have happened.

I think Jesus once said, “teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime. However, if the fucker is too stupid to learn his lesson after the first go around, then his lawsuit needs to be thrown out.”

Start a LeBaron spec racing series.

Also, the idea that 20 people from London would be uncomfortable hearing Arabic is laughable.

WOAAAHHHH WELCOME BAAAHCCK TO JIM JIM IN THE MORNING so we’re giving away some Katy Perry tickets at the bottom of the hour *fart noise* HEY WATCH IT LAUREN THERE ARE KIDS LISTENING JESUS CHRIST! So get this, some guy in Florida decided to get his Christmas tree from...wait for it...his neighbor’s lawn! Lauren: OH.…

The biggest difference is that you can buy a complete car in San Jose, in Ohio, you’re only getting about 90% of a car tops.

Had a girl in a drive-thru the other day tell me she liked the wreath and was “surprised to see that on a man’s car”.... I laughed.

Counterpoint: There are no winners here.

I am a late GenX early Milennial (1981) with 2 kids. This car appeals to me. The trunk should be big enough for the occasional family duties.

Full disclosure: I work in advertising. And nobody can overthink shit like advertising people.

Charge him with a salt!

I’m glad I didn’t.

Having once been an 18 year old girl, I can confirm that no 18 year old girl should really be driving a Ferrari.

His LaFerrari is the colour of mom’s spaghetti, it’s serviced, paint surface so smooth and red-y, a V-12, but he keeps on forgettin’ what the weight of the right door is so now, He opens the door, but he just can’t get out, He’s chokin’, how, everybody’s jokin’ now, The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back…

His palms are sweaty, arms weak, doors heavy, something something LaFerrari.

How is “Resting bitchface” a thing but “conspicuous scumbagface” not? I mean, I can’t be the only one looking at these pictures and getting instantaneous “unpaid child support warrant” vibe?

Of course not. They used GIMP.