Fisker has been a coach builder for BMWs years ago

Arguably “the wildest-looking Viper ever”:

Your clear sentence structure, appropriate grammar, and eloquent use of of profanity clearly shows you suffered no adverse cognitive impact from your experiences.

Hauled my van with my truck once.

These guys disagree:

That’s why I removed my seat before turning it into a toy hauler

Yeah, but then you have to have jezebel in your browser history.

I’ve heard of pop-up ads but this is ridiculous.

Big lizard on my race track

There was a delay in throwing the red flag because when people heard a report of a nasty, wrinkly ancient reptile on the track they assumed it was Bernie Ecclestone.

I don’t think this is what they meant when they said they’d monitor track conditions very closely.

Here am I getting my diapers changed in one.

In the mid ‘80s my father turned down a field commission to Captain, asked for (and got) Warrant Officer Class I instead for a number of reasons which I am only really beginning to understand today.

I needed to get parts for the house and then it hit me

My father started working for the Skoda dealership here in Iceland in the 70's, and bought himself a 110R, later they expanded the dealership so they had the following brands (in chronological order): Skoda, Alfa Romeo, Peugeot, Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth, Jeep.
So Right next to the new Skoda Rapid in the showroom…

Someone please send him a copy of this book....

Yeah, I’d rudder not.

You could have been keeled!

January 14, 2027 (AFP) - Early reports from the University of Brandenburg’s Engineering Department, in conjunction with their Languages Department and Information Technology Services, have discovered that VW may have been working with worldwide online dictionary companies to secretly redefine “miles” and “kilometers”…