I'm still weirded out that, after finding out about her when the ST:NG porn parody came out (she played Troi), that there's a porn actress who named herself after the gal Friday of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

O you commenters, who dwell on pervy thoughts, resex me here
And fill me, like two girls with one cup, top-full
Of direst stool-ty. Make thick my dick,
Stop up the access and passage of my anus
That no compunctious callings of nature
Shake out my buttplug, nor keep peace between
the balls and it!

Hey, at least stop by the Comics Panel articles every now and then - Noel will still be doing those!  And besides, you're one of the only comics posters I regularly agree with!

*collects self*

Maybe he just likes catchers?  *nudge nudge*

Buckwheats.

@avclub-ef062084a1c4a3584af1d4f8e514ea50:disqus "Idiot"?  Some interloping media headhunter?  …Or did you mean me?

It does look awful funereal, doesn't it?

*candlestick*

Just how I feel, @avclub-1e01a864cb44d4bd2ce7739a5b3b78d0:disqus and @avclub-08ba7ce35158279b64af606fcbd6a2ce:disqus , just that I'd extend that to Tobias too.

Yeah, I've definitely found that commentary on new releases is often less substantive that the likes of NCC or year-end "Best of" lists - there's usually a full page of speculation and jokes, and then a short tail of actual discussion.  Personally, I'd love an expanded use of Spoiler Space pages, as it forces full…

You know it's bad when OGs like @avclub-2bf5e202fc973a02f417dc9af000177b:disqus show up for the eulogy.

Excellent!  You've become one of my favorite writers on this site.  And please, make some time for comics analysis and weird food videos if you can!

Pipe dream - the comments at the new site are registration-independent, just like the old days around here.

We're the pop cultural equivalent of Springfield; our torches and pitchforks are on the coatrack by the door.

That was a goddamn masterpiece.  And a perfect, cathartic summation of how I feel right now.  Seriously, thank you.

I smell some sort of LeBron-Wade-Bosh-style collusion.

[comes back the next day to ask Disqus for last few 'likes']

And no more "Tasha's not black?!?", either.

The Ravenous soundtrack is incredibly effective - it both puts the viewer square in its world at the same time as it keeps you off-balance.