Just speaking as a New Orleanian of 13 years, there's tons of distinct regional accents just within the metropolitan area.  Probably the most well-known, "Yat", which sounds a heck of a lot like classic Brooklynese, is dying out - I've only heard real Yat a handful of times in the last decade.  I have heard Yat on…

Finally, someone takes a stand to reclaim phrenology for the solid, self-evident Science that it is.

Baby, I'm not gonna miss this flick.

CODENAME: INFIDEL
Specialties: Blasphemy, Magic Realism, Overt Ops
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Infidel has been kicking in doors and taking names for decades.
While lying in wait in a public toilet in Wembley Stadium for three
days in order to assassinate the head of an al-COBRA-backed
poststructuralist ring, he…

Just think: if you were Kim Jong-Un you could actually make this happen.

Sadly, that's because wrestlers are already actors and entertainers anyway, whereas MMA fighters are just pure fighters.

Batroc's elan > Batroc's savate.

It should still be in print, but you should track down the first few trades of The 'Nam, a series Marvel put out in the eighties.  Absolutely stellar artwork from the great Mike Golden, and really immersive writing from former vet Doug Murray.  Good stuff.

…A prayer for the shitty.

Definitely one of my favorite hidden gems of the last twenty years.  Even though it looks like just another hood movie from the '90s, it's a great character piece, a tight, well-crafted thriller, and hands down the best chess movie ever made.

T-T-Two times!!

I'm Gonna Git You Chupa

Do dese ca-dences not make sense ta youse?

In the criminal justice system, sexually explicit star-fucking Twits are considered especially heinous.

Don Henleeeey….muust diiieee!!!

Oh, that's a classic!  You'll wanna watch it over and over again, it's that deep!  You totally have to see that, man!   Okay, write this down: the name of the movie is…
[is crushed by falling jet engine]

That Bickle-clap makes me wish we could attach image macros around here.

*mashes buttons to fill up Ludwig Van Ragebar*

Hey, did he ever happen to show you his Kenyan birth certificate?

It's been gorgeous spring weather down here, and Brown Sugar is on heavy rotation at work and at home.  So good.