You’re a monster.

Tastes better than one I make myself.

That just adds flavor.

We’ve been together almost 25 years.

I knew I was going to marry my wife the first moment I saw her.

It’s terrifying.

I can’t believe the forklift shot isn’t a photoshop, then I remember some of the things I’ve seen done with a forklift and sadly conclude that it’s almost certainly real.

Maybe day drinking isn’t your “thing”, Gramma.

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?

Bend over, you little kinkster.

You’re welcome.

No.

Hookers and blow.

Don’t give them any ideas .

To be fair, fresh camel’s milk is tasty.

36 * 9/5= 20.

If anyone ever introduces themself to me as a “cloud enthusiast” I will beat them to death with my bare hands.

For £37,000 I’m guessing that she’s getting “neurosuspension”. In other words, they’re lopping her head off for preservation and disposing of the rest of her body.

While they’re fucking each other.

That’s sweet of you but you can keep your hockey, poutine, and winter. I’m moving to Belize.