Yes. You are special. Congratulations.

I really toned down my language from what I was originally going to post, so you are welcome.

This is the first time theyve been aroused since a Bush was in office.

Go full Primary Colors with it.

Give it a rest. ChocolateChip is obviously being respectful and, last time I checked, no one died and made you arbiter of all things pronoun.

Not if it’s in the fridge and you haven’t gotten home from work yet.

IQ, above a certain minimum, has very little to do with maturity and decision making ability.

No we wouldn’t.

Let’s not fellatio shame, Dwayne.

That’s fucking cold.

Gotta have a parts car.

The really skeevy part is that at twelve you know he was interested.

I guess I should stop using mine as my Amazon password.

I’m supposed to cancel my credit card number if I’ve memorized it? I’ll just memorize the new one. Sixteen digits isn’t really a feat of strength.

Totally worth all six units they’ll sell.

Yup. Saves on all those “wtf” calls.

Nah.

I really enjoy your comments, so please don’t take this as a criticism: domestic abuse comes in all flavors of gender, orientaion, sex, color, etc.

I laughed.