And there’s the difference between you and I. Enjoy the moral high ground.

I didn’t “go through her comment history” I remembered her comment and brought it up when she made a shitty hypocritical comment.

It wasn’t mockery.

Two-and-a-half years? Why don’t you just get him an ultimatum?

I would be super-upset about this, but I don’t think I have another 160 years in me.

No one had to go back through your comments to find instancs of you being hypocritical.  

Yes. I saw that and thought her apology was fine.

I didn’t call you an alcoholic. I pointed out your hypocrisy. Now you’re just pouting because people rightfully called you on your behavior.

Separated at birth?

Oh, darlin’, I was an asshole long before the election. However, I was not mocking her, I was pointing out that she was throwing stones in her glass house.

I got that. My comment came before your apology. Now I’m just mocking you for the new dumb shit you’re saying. When you’re in a hole, quit digging. Might I suggest you log off the internet and quit drinking for a while? Being semi-permanently hungover is sort of turning you into an asshole.

For the last week Jezebel has been about 90% white girls using the election to wallow in their substance of choice.

If my dad wore that facial hair, I’d use flakka, too.

1. Sure, honey.

Especially from someone whose therapist has her keeping a diary of the substaces she uses during the week.

I can’t believe I’m the only one that thought Tony Bennett was banging his mother-in-law while she was pregnant with his wife. Right?

Sorry to hear it. I’m a big baby about shots, like, pass out after I get them bad. This year the nurse was so good that I didn’t even feel it.

The quilted hobo leather isn’t doing it for me.

I would pay good money to see Billy Bob Thornton kick Brad Pitt’s ass.

OMG! Nothing is better than petting raccoons. You will be their king!