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Bright red or did it look like coffee grounds?

All dogs are good dogs.

I don’t know about the cheese, but I’ve had gelatto made from cashews and I would lie to you and tell you we ran out and then eat your share.

No giftcard for antidepressants?

That has nothing to do with a military coup, you jagoff.

Neither of which are codified in law.

Oh, Jesus Christ, no it isn’t.

Yeah, I realized that about an hour after I posted. It’s still funny though. I think. Maybe.

An hour of pretty much anything that doesn’t include Jeremy Clarkson.

No, I think you are.

“...who’s left now that wouldn’t officially applaud Hitler’s rhetoric?”

As a former member of the military: screw you. We’re better than that. Suck it up and work toward electing a better president in four years like the rest of the adults are doing.

There’s nothing that says the president has to live in the White House. Nor is he forbidden from moving the Executive branch to the Trump Tower. Congress doesn’t have to approve any spending for it, but that shouldn’t stop a billionaire like Trump.

What does this mean?

I’ll give you a pass on everything but the drunk driving.

Way to make me feel shitty over a stupid joke.

I’m 50, you sound like my 90-year-old uncle explaining why we shouldn’t switch to color teevees.

Eva Braun was more likeable and less evil.