I don’t think it’s all going to be smooth sailing for Trump.

Well, he does have checks and balances still, but point taken.

Don’t fash yourself, darlin’.

Of course, sweetie.

I’m not the one crying about being banned, sweetie.

Oh, in that case it must ALL be some sort of big mistake! Or, you don’t actually know what racism is.

No.

That’s because you were being a racist.

I was confused, I normally see busty ladies wearing them like that.

Don’t talk dirty.

You know you’re on Jezebel, right, duder?

Whatever, creepy.

Nah, it’s pretty creepy.

Nah, you keep worrying about that underage uterus, creepy.

Calm down.

I love the racist doubling down. Bravo.

That trumpet shaped thing looks like a screw jack.

Oh, I wasn’t talkin’ about you, Cap’n. I can’t imagine you jerking it to the thought of big, husky men beating someone they’re holding down.

I’m talking about the extra-judicial beating the cops threw in after the takedown. Not all of us jerk it to torture porn, Cap’n.

I know a great book she could get some business tips from.