A lot of people believe in Jesus, but he’s never been to my house.

I am nominating you chairman of the ‘Committee to Get to the Bottom of This’.

You’re still not getting a pony ride.

I dunno what your ‘mess’ is, but you seem pretty nice to me.

I bet Tennessee is real nice this time of year. :(

Everyone hates lawyers until they need one.

Somebody needs to do a welfare check on that horse

More.

I think you should start this in another thread. It’s a great question

There is no doctoral degree for quackery. Again, it is impossible to take you seriously .

When the villa is a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.

Not seen in that gif: kitty cat grabbing lizard by her cloaca.

It was just a silly little joke. Relax, Myrt.

Not a hard punch. More of a love tap.

Chiropracty has nothing comparable to a doctoral degree.

I’d punch a kitten to see early 80s Talking Heads. Or Dire Straits. Or Cyndi Lauper. Or Eurythmics .

You slut.

I was just discussing these sad fellows the other day with my wife Morgan Fairchild.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re just spewing word salad now.

It isn’t. Dick Papen’s campaign contribution theory is just wrong. There is no law that can compel them to publish anything.