The thing looks built for standing vertical, which makes me wonder if they made the disk tray more stable. Most of the ringed disks I defect are from people standing their 360s.

@DocHobo: Laptop + Cat5 cable + Internet connection sharing enabled = fixed

@if_deez: Pre-owned games have a seven day "we'll take it back and give you your money back, no questions asked" return policy. Once you buy a new game from them and open it, though, you're pretty much stuck with it, unless you want to trade it back in for around a 66 percent money loss, average.

@SuperSkunk: That is the best story I have ever heard.

@garycecs: J.C. Penny, eh?

@Benguin: No. :)

@Delano_J: Expertzone is supposed to be a site for people working at stores that sell Microsoft products. They don't like it when you lie.

Really? Because it looks like a game about riding bitchin' motorcycles through hordes of zombine.

@Pest: Left 4-Square.

@BloodEden: You mean like that time there were zombies and people killed them?

I think, and this is a radical idea, I know, that it should be given away in some sort of "contest", where various people would enter and then one person, a "winner", if you will, gets to keep it.

@Brian Crecente: I'm just mad that the kidney you gave me is slightly used.

@RicketyCricket:

@FireflyPunk: Haha, sorry. I just see a ton of Gamestop hate and it makes me feel like I should be a terrible person for working there.

@FireflyPunk: The system asks if you want to buy a warranty whenever you purchase a system. We're not all terrible swindlers, kthx.

@Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do...: Oh, you. #modernwarfare2

@panikt: Not even true! Sometimes it's this: [cache-foo-09.gawkerassets.com]

@Yossarian: This is very true. And if he's up to it, more power to him. Just seems like an awful big load for one man to take on. I'm glad to see the game getting publicity, in any case.

I'm not gonna lie, that was kinda a dick move. With great masses of readers comes great ability to mob small portions of the internets.