"I didn't know Russell" is a perfectly fine thing for your great-aunt to say when she confuses your fiancee for another one of your cousins at the big family reunion.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

We do need to leave them alone. On Mars.

This is not the first time Drake has been shot down.

i'm sorry but that does not look like a 3DS stylus...

If you think I am defending Microsoft's DRM policy, which I called "awful" in a headline linked in this very article, you really need to work on your language skills.

LOVED Fable. Liked Fable 2. Hated Fable 3. General Consensus right?

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

That's the first star Timmy has gotten since he was home-schooled.

Jerry Jones selected himself holding a mirror.

We've not even seen an extensive preview of how most of the game is going to work and you have jumped the gun saying it won't work.

Hell, at this point they'll probably admit to the PRISM fiasco before this.

Sounds like the holodeck to me.

you should have seen the shit I went through to get a Surface. Great device with the worst launch this side of Simcity.

i dont think they thought this through very far

I think Microsoft's Xbox One is about to get dropped.

Doubt it but they completely fucked over Gamefly.

I think Gamestop's stock is about to drop significantly.