I would leave a pack of condoms and a vial of blood. I can only guess as to what kind of response this will illicit 100 years from now, but I'm certain it will be hilarious.

Only 11 ways?

This game got really old for me only hours into it. I really wish they did more to customize your characters abilities ala Path of Exile.

I think after last night's post game comments you can tell he doesn't give a damn about your lack of respect or anyone else's (suck it Skip Bayless). You may not respect the man, but you ought to respect how he plays the game.

Hot Topic, the store for all your misguided attempts to be "cool".

It's a peripheral for the Wii Uterus.

The "180" is a step in the right direction but they still need to win back faith. They did something that was perceived not to be in the best interest of the consumer and their primary competitor had one of their best E3s by slamming them on these very issues. They need to do more to win back hearts.

My biggest problem with Microsoft is their need for a 24 hour check in. It's not unthinkable for people to lose their internet for a day or two (perhaps longer) due to an issue with your internet provider. Working for AT&T for 2 years, I know how incompetent these companies are on a regular basis. Heck, I live off the…

I can understand why some people like this (Leslie included!) but I don't understand how many critics on other sites can laud this as his best album or one of the greatest albums to come around in a long time. To me that's a load of bullshit. I'm all for artists experimenting and evolving their sound, but this album…

My friend left my house right after Manu was fouled saying, "Fucking Lebron, I can't believe we lost the fucking game". Of course calling him 5 minutes later after watching Ray tie the game was hilarious to hear the anger of a total idiot. The problem with most of the Heat fans that leave early is that they aren't…

I'll take a week. I doubt there would be issues that would take down servers for a week or more.

I really liked 2, and I just started playing 3 since it became free this week. It's just sooooo boring there is no challenge whatsoever.

The statement from Gearbox looks more like a personal attack than an official corporate statement. Usually a sign of guilt.

Speaking of the Jets, they nominated good ol' #6. I heard there was a lot of off-season footwork that's sure to impress.

I love the second question, "What if you're AFK?". Well, I would imagine you would die.

I'm surprised anyone still uses "beaner" as a racial slur. The term originated due to the fact Mexican cuisine often features beans. How does a love of beans bring so much hate? Who is actually insulted by this, the least offensive of racial slurs?

PlayStation 4 will be waterproof and resistant up to 100m. I will realize my dream of playing with the dolphins. By god I swear it.

It's Mostly Sunny in Philadelphia. Spinoff?

Not to mention the games aren't even remotely fun.

I know what you mean. If I wanted to see a fat guy crying I would just watch porn and tape myself.