Funniest I have ever laughed at standup was at people like Stephen Wright, Rosie O'Donnell (yes), Paula Poundstone, Ellen Degeneres. Ellen especially had that way of making you die laughing over the everyday. When she was on Oprah in 1991, she said she didn't wnat to be focused on female comedy (something that was…

Is SHE the alligator in drag who's been all over my feed?

I was in my 30s when it came out and I caught it on DVD and it really wasn't all that bad as people made it out to be. In two years, those characters will be 50.

"Their Scientology memberships, Rose."

Do D&D players have dartboards with Rona Jaffe's photo on them? Man, that game underwent a really bad period in the 80s.

My first thought was Archie Bunker.

They opened one of the shops in my neighborhood but it didn't last. Those soups were really expensive.

I thought it was pretty good too. Kudos to it also for being one of the only found footage movies that DOESN'T end with a dropped camera then fade to black. It was inventive and fun. And the scene when the guy gets stuck and starts suffering claustrophobia made me feel enclosed.

They ain't gonna find shit.

I suspect its residuals from the accident. As long ago as that may have been, he's been gaunt ever since and physical trauma like that never goes away completely, much like Andy Warhol and the shooting.

The Donnyknockers

Cocaine and man whores.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't even do coffee. I walk about 8 miles a day and further on weekends. So, I will indulge in those foods. I'm not giving up on everything.

Skinny stroller moms are miserable, angry creatures. Just ask any retail or restaurant worker.

And that's no fucking life. Moderate. Think about every damn thing you put in your mouth. Screw it. Nobody makes it out alive.

The beauty of Shakespeare is he gave almost no stage or costume directions and you can set his works in any era, any time. The most detailed direction he ever gave was "exit, pursued by bear." There have been fascist productions, Victoria style productions of Macbeth. It shows how timeless his work is. If the…

Yes. because the Right is so accepting and full of love. Go, gentle sparrow.

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It's been running for three weeks already? And they just took notice NOW?

So, not a remake of that early 80s HBO staple "T.A.G.: The Assassination Game?" Too bad.