My mother raised 6 Sun Devils. We all watched this game together, a very special moment. Mom had a terrible stroke 3 years ago. Now, the only thing that makes her smile is watching the games. Thank you ASU for making mom happy tonight.

Full disclosure: I read the headline and it triggered very real post-Oprah show maternal disappointment in her like "DAMNIT LINDSAY GET IT TOGETHER WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU-"

It's October 3rd.

Oh right haha good one Linds!

What most people don't understand is that trailer is the PERFECT urban camouflage. you can literally live on the street and nobody would know. The cops would not even pay attention to it.

I seriously just lost my train of thought on a call staring at the GIF. That's spectacular. I'm not a boat guy, but this. This is cool.

Whoever designed that thing did a tankless job.

Stop. With. The Kontour. When it reads this harsh in photographs I can only imagine (with horror) how it appears in person. This does not look like the subtle interplay of shadow and light. It looks like white and burnt orange Behr Exterior Premium Plus.

I flew Virgin America once. Now it is just called America.

So buying a week-old turkey sandwich is a "high value transaction"?

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

He deserves every bit of that for shooting in portrait mode.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

Retta. Oh my god, I just peed a little from how perfect she'd be as a Ghostbuster...

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

#7 is helpful, but the infographic should be clarified: if there is a legally concealed weapon in the car, the driver should IMMEDIATELY disclose it to the police officer. Not only do most states impose hefty fines for not informing officers, but an officer happening upon a weapon could create a very dangerous…

"I don't know. That sounds like a pretty flimsy excuse for passing over Bridgewater."

-Twin Cities civil engineers, 2007

FOUND IT http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/06…

I am a Farkette & Drew tries to make sure the site follows "Wheaton's law" - Don't be a dick. Part of the reason I started hanging out on Gawker was because the comments were the same kind of humor...until the Reddit MRA's & /b/ ruined it for everyone.
But Drew has word / image filters in place and many devoted…