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I'll thank you to stop borrowing plotlines from my NFL fanfic Tumblr without attribution.

So you were the one who knocked the camera in the lake?

Coca-Cola's Biggest Failure

Man Who Just Lit Olympic Torch Once Lost To a Bunch of College Kids

Awkwardly, most rooms at the motel have 2 fire hydrants side by side.

Punch buggy, no punch back.

Jillian Michaels face tells me everything I need to know. When she thinks it's too much, IT IS TOO MUCH.

The season hasn't even started yet and there's already signs of the Royals sliding.

"Pitchers and catchers" is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Well, other than "Your World Champion Boston Red Sox."

Two kinds of dish detergent, and yet one bag of medium roast coffee. Might as well stand up, arms stretched, and embrace the nuclear blast.

This needs more baby otter and mama.

When you have cable, you spend a lot of time watching TV indoors on rainy days.

I think we're overdue for a Google maps ship graveyard roundup!

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Look, you may dislike the floppy hat from a fashion standpoint.

Whatever. I love her.

No, no, no. Women laugh alone with salad. Smiling is for yogurt and tampons.