Hi Mr. Krabs.

Enclave tail light!

Currently under construction at the Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City...

She's like my adorable little sister (if I were cool enough to have an adorable little sister like that instead of a sister who loves Glenn Beck and who thinks Obama is Satan).

"Haunting Photos of a Plane Crash That Has Probably Been Touched a Whole Lot"

So rather than giving the man credit for his awesome landing the internet complains that the ship was moving... Go try this yourself and tell me how easy it is, ill wait...

Think about it: Especially in minor traffic infractions, you can often get off with a warning. Even the nicest officer is going to look at the plate, "COPSLIE" and say "Yeah, fuck this guy."

The design was a huge hit when it was unveiled. The car's driving dynamics failed to deliver on the promise, but that was a hugely influential design when it came out.

These benders look so polite.

Rule #34 applies.

I feel like this is going to end up in a porn somewhere...

This joke is barely staying afloat.

Invite only? I'll just barge in.

Really true. It would be nice if this somehow factored in the cost of driving to the store, shopping, and then waiting in line to check out for example.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

You forgot to throw a Benghazi in there.

Wait, Chris Brown made sense? It is the end of times.

So Gwen Stefani has a large oil painting of herself hanging in a locked room, right?