sounds like your little sister whipped your ass one too many times.

I'm always amazed at how some people get offended by things that obviously weren't directly aimed at them and in the end don't affect them in any way.

I didn't get the "mere" nanny thing. What I got was 'Hey man, at least I'm here with my kid, not paying someone else to do it.'

You still don't give unsolicited parenting advice, it's just rude.

This is good. This just raises the bar that other vendors will have to jump over, and they will, and then Apple will leap-frog them down the road. It's all good for the consumer whether you like iPhones or not.

Considering the previous connector lasted for 6+ years (at least) and the new connector is easily the best one on the market, I'm thinking it will be awhile.

Or the USB-IF ratifies a new standard, which they have done consistently in under-10 year increments, similar to Apple. When you're ready to talk with the grown ups, we'll be here for you.

I am starting the Cheese Nationalist political party.

the males voices are presented here because this is jezebel

"I don't normally brag about my supposed altruism, but today, I will. Today my generosity was finally rewarded with nice people. They've been bitches until now." - Kylie Jenner's first draft of that tweet.

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I can't believe how badly designed the "front page of the internet" is.

But... watching these arrogant, greedy assholes implode publicly is so much fun!

You're completely right, we have not a one of those.

Android post: 325 comments from Android owners, maybe one crazy Apple fan

False, him I want raising 20 kids. It's the trailer trash that should be neutered.

Leno!

He was actually nearly at a loss for words in race mode. Haha.

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