Shame on me, nothing on a gawker site is really news.

It's called research, and you just admitted you are lazy. This made the national press last week, and you are embarrassing yourself.

Of course, this happened last week. Jezebel, when you absolutely don't need to know something right away.

"Moist Dong" would be hilarious

Ted gave the mother ass cancer.

The whole episode is worth a viewing.

SMH

Never knew it was a slur, and thanks to this actress and her lawsuit, I now know that it is. Bitch.

My Wife's family is Finnish. I am afraid I would blow up the site if I put their names in.

It's March. If you have to be out four months, now is the time.

Somewhere, there is a picture of the back of me shaking his hand. I have been on a search for it.

Growing up in the 60s in Phoenix, I was around Hispanics and Native Americans all the time. I was 18 before I got to meet/know a Black person (although I did meet Jessie Owens when I was 8).

I understand. My 11 year old had a colon bypass as an infant and has PLENTY of fiber in his diet. Once a week he gives birth to something so scary, and legendary in my family, that I have had to buy a toilet snake for each family members house he visits. They are the size of three cans of cream corn (or more).

Jezebel: Friday's news on Sunday!

I remember, as a kid, getting McDonalds as an inflight meal on United.

Popcorn, anyone?

Do all Jezebel "writers" have Mommy issues? Seems like it.

Only so that you would feed it. It is plotting against you.

No way this can be done. All Cats are Evil.

I don't like Rihanna.Cats are pure evil. (Dogs Rule!)
Bonus: I own a gun.