People freak out when you drink from your head. Like, really freaked out.

I was married at 35, and had to sleep apart from my 33 year old fiance when we visited. We lived together, too. The real funny thing is, my Mom had no grandchildren at the time, and she asked if we could pop one out before we were married. Wait, what?

I am sorry, Michael, but that looks like a Soviet era Politburo car with an Infiniti badge.

What are you smoking?

Image how small he must be...

WORD.

Pryor, Carlin, Cosby and Rickles. Amen.

In Russia, you don't wear pajamas, pajamas wear YOU!

You could't hold that until we got home?

Back that up right here

And, the site is getting hammered.

I welcome our Tim Gunn overlords.

tl;dr

I, too, have this chair. I do have it in "C". My issue isn't the chair, but that my desk is too low. I need to figure a way to raise it up 6".

It's the car my 75 year old Mother drives. So....

You're baaaaaaaad

So does this mean there will be a rush on R/C Hobby stores? Do we need to load up?

I survived the era before seatbelts being mandated. I tell my Son "Suck it up", and that works just fine.

/Get off my lawn

I actually help others plan their vacations, for fun. (Not that I am a travel agent)

I live in Arizona, so many friends and family come here for their vacations, and I help hooking them up with things to do. Most often we meet for a meal, but I generally don't see them otherwise.

Some movies deserve a bitter tone.