I hate, HAAATE, flames shooting out of my face, loooathe the cheeto elect.

My old company used to have a section of the parking lot reserved for women. It was requested by some of the women, as they felt it could be dangerous to walk the long distance to the back of the parking lot. Spaces were the same size, and many women did not use it, but some women not only used that lot but requested…

On the bright side, if a group of people gets a special parking place because they’re shit at parking, they don’t get to complain when people make fun of terribly parked cars in those spots.

Except the “McDonald’s coffee thing” was a real thing and a 79 year old woman named Stella Liebeck received 3rd degree burns over 16% of her body. Between 1982 and 1992, over 700 people were scalded by McD coffee. The Shriners Hospital saw so many scaldings from overly hot coffee, they sent letters to the fast food…

You being a gullible tool  to a politicized intelligence agency that doesn’t provide evidence doesn’t reflect on me or anyone else.

I literally just told you other equally likely reasons, based on the amount of evidence presented.

Some reasons not to present any evidence:

oh noes! stuck in the mud!

Uggs + Miniskirts + cableknit sweater :: Boulder, Colorado, year round, but typically brunch any time school is in sesh

Rubber rain boots +leggings + white flowy shirt + puffer vest :: Fall in Denver, AKA Han Solo Season

>> sleeveless mock turtleneck (what climate is that meant for!?!?) <<

My brother told me this story years ago and I’ve always had a ‘what - how can that happen’ reaction. So, my brother worked in upscale hotel security in Chicago and one night he and another guy were called to the honeymoon suite because of a panicked phone call. They get there and there’s a hysterical young woman…

My ex had a friend that hooked with my friend one night and the next morning at breakfast, after he had left, she casually tells us “So Neil slipped out and went in my butt, but it felt good so I let him keep going.”

October Surprise Anal is my new band name.

The average ER nurse has seen a hundred different things you wouldn’t believe were even humanly possible.

Yes and no.

You’re missing the bigger story here: the new Cook county prosecutor- who is black- wasted very little time charging them with hate crimes. The scuttlebutt here in Chicago suggests that it was CPD who did all the foot dragging; CPD still hasn’t made a determination either way in the Wilcox case -the old DA (who’s…

I dunno Jez ... it sort of seems like the very ... clinical ... approach to this article might not be quite right. 4 Individuals? Really?

They’re showing everyone else how tough they are. Look at the one kid’s eyes, he thinks he’s a badass, and in his fucked up head, everyone else knows it now.

But... but... but all good “progressives” know that it is impossible for blacks to qualify as being racist towards whites, because blacks have no power whatsoever, and are literally absolutely totally powerless to “back up their prejudice” or racially abuse and oppress whites in any way! Just look at how powerless…