infinityedge
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‘Murica Fuck Yeah!

Tip to TopGear or whatever is coming to Amazon: split the crew up and make half take supercars on a stupid journey and the other half have to buy craigslist beaters. That could make for some good TV.

Confidence and a knife is even better...

But it would be so funny if someone in a ratty miata followed the supercar caravan and made fun of them all the way.

A Miata on steelies would have done fine, ran the roads faster, and had a better view, all for a fraction of the price.

It’s all about optics: our doorman will cut you down with a saber before the guys with assault rifles will get there. Don’t fuck with us, like America in general, we are armed to the teeth and willing to throw down.

Automotive design students that turn in sketches with donk wheels and pillbox greenhouses should be beat over the head with a classic Mini scale model.

Why don’t they have sabers and pistols at the very least.

Life will be grand in 10ish years when you can get Model3 skateboards at the junkyard for pennies.

Damn, already uglier than an Aztek...

“Hey Elon, you just got $200mil from your IPO! What are you going to do now? Disneyland? Private island? Hookers n blow?”

The Tahoe drive train has cylinder deactivation on the smallblock and 2x 60kw electric motors inside a four speed auto trans.

Only if you include Hello Kitty branded rifles from the Allies in scabbards as an ultimate irony...

I would have dropped in the engine and trans from a hybrid Yukon, slapped on a turbo and spent the rest of the time playing with software.

Loaded enough to buy a sports car.

“I miss my horse.”

Nah, Ford Raptor. Teddy preferred getting out of the city and tearing up the outdoors.

I’m sure that is part of the long term plan. Eventually other car companies will have to build supercharger compatible cars if they want to sell them because Tesla will have the only network of fast chargers in the world.