This is why I’m against the death penalty. In order to be okay with the death penalty you have to accept the possibility of executing an innocent person and I just can’t do it. Don’t get me wrong, on an individual basis I’m somewhat okay with it in theory. For example, I could push the plunger on Dylan Roof my damn…

I would literally stuff that baby back up your vagina if I found you wiping that baby's ass on merchandise. 

I am 100% team Stallion on this one (God, I hope she doesn’t suddenly start supporting rapists and conspiracy plots). First I hatted that James Smith for trying to take the name Prince, there is only one Prince and even if he is deceased you cannot slide your sceezy ass in his spot. Than he insults Megan’s mother,…

Also, why don’t they just say “black people?” That’s who rejected Sanders.

From what I’ve seen (and I’m still looking into it), Bernie surrogates can blame anemic youth turnout for losing to Biden (in the states in which he did) on Super Tuesday.

Seems appropriate to dust off this classic thread from Roy Woods Jr.

it’s amazing that this guy is a big enough piece of shit that the fact that he murdered a guy doesn’t even get mentioned anymore

Why would students want to hear from a multi-millionaire who was near the top of his industry for years who also has a good plan for maintaining health and wealth for years to come?

No it’s not. This is a made-up complaint. Class Day speakers have NOT traditionally been selected from past Princeton graduates or New Jersey residents. The letter writers chose the last two speakers as examples because if they’d gone any further back in history they would have had to be honest that several past…

And that she’s a bitch.

I’m from Texas and find that shit especially bananas here. 1) the U.S. has no official language 2) TEXAS USED TO BE PART OF MEXICO AND SPAIN and 3) Texas law, since way back when Texas was a country, requires that laws/government stuff be translated into Spanish. I wonder why that is, racists?

Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

Can’t imagine why Braydon and Karen would have an issue...

Who the hell has a problem with Marshawn Lynch? Besides Russell Wilson throwing terrible INTs instead of giving it to Lynch of course.

This just looks ill-fitting and frumpy to me.  That’s not what I think of when I think of J.Lo. 

Reminds me of the comment I got yesterday on another article that only idiots would confess to something they didn’t do.

TMZ reporting that this included a deputy trainee sharing photos at a bar in order to “impress a girl.”

The photo at the top of the article IMHO shows the difference between you wearing the clothes versus the clothes wearing you. As repellant as these are, Kourtney is wearing hers while Kim is not for a whole variety of reasons. I never realized what broad shoulders Kim has. And her head looks abnormally small with the…