There you have it, guys. American cinema = explosions and car chases.

Jebediah Atkinson would've probably found that one to be less "boring ass".

*The Secret Life of Whatta Shitty Movie

"hey…"
"Shut up Deakins, nobody gives a fuck about cinematographers."

Aww, thanks AV Club. You always know what I want without me even having to ask.

The trick is to say it Cajun style.

Why does Dowd review literally every interesting looking movie?