I hope this happens. I really, really do-especially if it moves forward in time (although I would go ten years, not fifteen). And yes- the seasons after the original finale- are awful.

Luanne hit it big with the Manger Babies again and they moved to a suburb of Houston, where they’re living a quiet life. That’s all I’ll hear on the matter.

Yeah, there’s no way Dale gets out of bed for a conspiracy theory as pitiful as Q.  That’s beginner level shit.

Honestly, I loved the way it ended. Hank and Bobby grilling together and sharing a love of quality meat was the perfect low-key finale to a show that was generally known for being low-key (with occasional exceptions like the episode with the crazy guy pursuing Luann who got ground up in his own meat plant, IIRC). Hank…

Plus the show had lost a bunch of steam by its last few years. It was a lot of rehashing of the same old plots by then. It sucks it didn’t get a chance to do a real finale, but it also wasn’t cut down in its prime, either. 

because jesus but do we not want to think about what Dale Gribble has been up to for the last five years.

Here’s the card in question, from the tweet you linked. I’m assuming you were afraid of a take down notice if you published it directly.

Yeah, I agree and that is true, but on the other hand the Mad/Cracked/Garbage Pail Kids (who I also didn’t realize are still around) style chariactures wouldn’t fly in today’s climate in general.

I think it’s pretty clear they were trying to make fun of annoying boybands in the vain of Mad/Cracked Magazine, but the timing couldn’t be worse.

This is the best thing thats happened on the internet today.

What did you say to me you little shit? I kill literally 300 hundred of thousands of dollars in taxpayers. [...] I don’t even want free stuff, I just want to be left alone and Al Qaeda can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s a guy having fun making a living, you know, living his dream, let’s try to ruin that as best…

When I was young and stupid (still stupid just not young) we didn’t have any real means to video our antics and we certainly never wanted to keep evidence of our asshattery, we just liked to tell the tales and embellish and BS. Younger generation cracks me up every time this type of thing pops up and they complain…

“We pay literally hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes. We don’t even want government subsidies. We just want to be left alone and the government can’t help itself but to, like: ‘Here’s an oil company driving their oil tanker into some rocks, making a living, you know, living their dream, let’s try to ruin that as…

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

I’d argue for keeping Krypton being a failed fascist state, provided that it helps paint the selfless and altruistic Kal-El as a refugee from his own planet’s corrupt and self-destructive philosophy.

But the Kents being ambivalent assholes is definitely the worst thing about the Snyderverse. Even worse than Batman…

You know, after reading the big Vanity Fair article on the Snyder Cut, I actually have gotten to a place where I’m glad that Snyder got to make his 4-hour Justice League. It’s closure that he needed, after dedicating years of his life to these characters and this story, and suffering the tragedy he and his family did.…

And the trilogy ends with Bruce getting over his trauma, quitting Batman, and getting a girlfriend. Though I’m sure some Snyder fans see that as a bad thing.

Hell, even in The Dark Knight, people turn out to be generally decent, much to the Joker’s dismay.

You are all sweet summer children. Of course this isn’t over. I predict one of the following:

* The cultists say there is really an 8-hour cut out there
* Whedon will go on an attempted redemption tour sometime before the end of 2021 and call for his contributions to be included and eventually, there will be a “Snydon”…