Yeah, this really doesn’t sound like them.

I’m excited by skeptical, mostly because Capcom. They really have a chance to NOT fuck this up, but there recent track record shows they most likely will.

Ok I’m probably Nutty Professor. Currently working on seeing if that is accurate. Will report back in a few hours with the results

Seriously! If I’m on the street and some guy above 20 drops something, I’m going to call out “Sir!” because what the fuck else am I supposed to say? It’s a generic term for an adult male.

27 too. And I know the average 50 year old’s ideal women is at least 15 years younger, but....that bad?

I vividly remember the first time I was called sir. I was in a department store returning something my mother had bought. I was 17. And no, I didn’t take the 12:22 into York in 1923 to do this.

I was raised in the south, on a miliary base. Every adult male was called sir, every woman was called ma’am, unless specified by the party (and even then is was like, Mrs. Heather, or Mr. Henry, or Mrs. & Mr. Pines.)
When I first met my boyfriend’s dad, my boyfriend told me before hand to never call his dad sir, or Mr…

Right? It’s not like he gets called ma’am, which more often than not is just shorthand for “bitch.”

If Tony’s letter ran along the lines of ‘Hey, I’m finding going into middle age hard and I kinda worry about feeling irrelevant or ignored or no longer part of a world I previously understood’, I’d feel a lot more sympathy for him because I am told that the aging process is/can be fucking rough and it’s hard to…

Like what is the problem with being called “sir?”?

You know, I like Jezebel. But if I were them—considering what happened, oh, just a day ago—I’d probably lay off the ethically-dubious assaults on people’s sexuality for at least a week or two.

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

Well I hope you’re happy. You’ve ruined Twinkies for me.

OT: You see “anthropomorphized Twinkies”. I see on and off-label xanax.

Because minions are anthropomorphized Twinkies, which kill children much more slowly, in order to extract maximum consumer value.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

Not only that but it goes on to say Cloud has “no reason to be uncomfortable” after painstakingly detailing the creepy/predatory/rapey parts. Uhh??

It’s funny, with the announcement of the remake, I’ve just started my umpteenth replay of Final Fantasy 7. When I got to the crossdressing scene last night, my first thought was “hoo-boy, if it makes it into the remake, bloggers are gonna have a field day with this bit”.

Welcome to Kotaku.

And this, along with my ‘meh’ attitude toward PvP, is inevitably why I quit Destiny. Very well said.