Now to be fair the hat is magic, maybe it’s just parsing the average of all possible timelines to figure out what’s probably the best group of people to stick said kid with, and it also just lets you pick if you ask really nicely

It’s a strong fucking title

I love checking my spam folder every now and then just to see what I’m getting scam wise because it’s always both really basic and existentially frighting that someone/myself at some point will be liable to fall for it

Honestly I was curious about this enough to wonder, but not google it until right now

Going to the Razer website didn’t help a lot, but basically it’s like a credit card but it only applies to people Razer partnered with and it’s not technically a credit card because you’re prepaying and earning Razer Silver as your…

Look you come into the store I’m not going to talk you out of whatever crazy ass shit you talked yourself into, that’s not my job

My job is very clearly not taking gift card orders over the phone

I don’t care if you know my DM’s manager manager, they can fucking fire me and I’ll walk across the street and get another…

Magic is a damn solid option in Elden, especially if you can get that wondrous flask upgrade that lets you have unlimited mana for x amount of time. Outside of the kamehameha meme build it’s pretty great for harder encounters for spell spamming.

Outside of that it does solid damage, gives you a variety of ways of…

Jesus that Call of Duty tie in is both the most amazingly stupid and stupidly amazing thing I’ve seen

It legit makes me want to download CoD just to be some kind of stupid tech ninja that dies a whole lot because I’m terrible at CoD

Oooo, I know all about that rabbit hole my friend

Alan Rickman while being a great actor was a terrible choice for Snape

They needed British Steve Buscemi

Even then people would probably still want to fuck Snape but come on there’s only so much you can do

I liked Jackie but if he had stuck around just a while longer I don’t think I would have, he kacks it at just the right point in the narrative 

Guilt

Like for real I believe the devs feel real bad about the initial launch and everything post launch has been them trying to make up for it

I might be misremembering but I swear they changed how the handcannon mod behaved from past seasons so it wound up being much less effective, but I could be confusing it with another antichamp mod

Sweet news, I never did beat it but I did enjoy what I played

I’d like more slightly jank PSX era RPG’s to hit the service

I do enjoy Legendary Lost Sectors myself but I do miss just being able to randomly get a new exotic out in the world after shooting some red bar mook in the face

I’m curious what the impact is going to be exactly because right now between mods (80 base DIS, well mods set up to spawn 4 wells on grenade kill), weapon perks (Demolitionist on my Secondary and Primary), and exotics (Nez’s Sin for void walker, Eye of Another World for everything else) I can throw grenades in PvE…

Umbrals are the purple black thingamajigs you can refine yes.

The seasonal vendor this season is the robot dude on the Helm, last season it’s the fancy map, season before that it’s the giant crown covered in mold. Seasonal Keys right now are basically a currency that drops via activity completions and changes from…

I miss the old strike variants/scoring D1 had. Yeah they pretty much spawn in the same place but at least getting to alternate which enemy group I was shooting was fun

This is a pretty good time to get your feet wet IMO

See for me it was Ashley because, well I was already playing a Soldier and I don’t really need two people on the squad whose thing is “really good with a gun”

Sooooo, how deep can this rabbit hole go

Can you have ChatGPT, DAN, SOADS (Strongly Oppose Anything Dan Says), and AHFA (Always Horny For Anything) all going in the same chat stream

How many multiple personalities can we get the chat bot to try to simultaneously adopt before it completely breaks