I’m honestly impressed by how many fucking variations of riders they can drop

Eh, if it’s not officially released there’s going to be a fansub by some group because it’s Anno

I mean I’d be down for that shit

That video had me at topless photoshoot, but I am disapointed that she didn’t end the video by lifting and throwing that dresser.

I also wish I had Countess Dimitrescu’s sick pump and mad gains

You see this is why I wear a cup as a reflex

It took more hits to the balls than I care to admit.

See shit like this is why I always wear a cup if I’m doing something stupid

For real, I don’t want every fps to wind up like Doom’s loop of crazy combat but I definitely want 2~3 more games of it before I hit my saturation point

Man we should have just had more Steppenwolf.

Steppenwolf managing his army, Steppenwolf ordering lunch, Steppenwolf chewing out a general, Steppenwolf teaching a small child how to throw a baseball, Steppenwolf killing some amazons Steppenwolf taking a shit, Steppenwolf eating dinner

Where’s the Steppenwolf cut…

You get the critics to put some time working on the Jewish Space Laser before they get their paycheck, duh

I’d watch that Hellraiser sequel

For real that is a fantastically horrifying mold and if I was the type to throw elaborate Halloween party’s I’d be using that thing in a heart beat because holy fuck

I mean I feel like you just kind of answered two thirds of your question.

For the xbox, it’s mostly just a lack of good exclusives that results in not having the kind of insane and passionate people needed to build a emulator for a console

Yeah, they should have made it a mandatory thing to change class to Foreman, then leave the building to do some quest so you’d unlock the classes unique exploration ability when they first sent you to Hello Work because I did the exact same fucking thing

Sweet, I like Yuffie. I can appreciate a character whose initial motivation is fuck you I’m taking your shit

Out of the two, I’m hoping Evercrisis sees a PS5/4 release at some point, I want to see their take on Dirge of Cerberus and Crisis Gackt

TBFP, Black Widow was like one of three character arcs I cared about so killing her off had an impact

Man, I’m glad I’m drunk enough right now to deal with the realization this going to be a meme multiple times through my life

That’s actually just a menu item now

If young adult literature from the 60's has taught me anything it’s that every child needs to have some sort of pet that they have to put down due to rabies or dies getting eviscerated by some kind of predator in order to learn how to deal with something being taken off the drive thru menu