The uniform descriptions are great. 

Not that the whole NCAA isn’t horrible, but the Big 10 has been especially horrid in the past 2 years—this vomit icing on a shit cake. 

I like it. I’m playing a video game, not really going out on a mountain and jumping off of it. I play these games for the distinct fact I am not a superhuman assassin—let me live while jumping off the highest heights!

That’s amazing. 

It literally took me 1 year to get the Delete My Facebook Account to work. Every time I tried it up until last week would say, “Sorry this page doesn’t exist.” Every. Single. Time. I’ve wrote messages and emails trying to get them to delete it with no response (like they ever would). Finally, the other day it allowed…

Ouch.

Drew was off by 6 quarters:

1 of the 38,000 interested in this game.

I play game now. Hilarious.

Someone buy me these please bye.

Someone buy me these please bye.

I can’t believe the president of that company would go at you like that. Seriously the grossest 5 things I’ve ever seen. I’m sorry you have to deal with that.

Thank you, I can’t believe no one is talking about how that dude looked like a Skrull. I was on the fence at first, it when they zoomed in on him, the chin kind of sold it. I think movie-Skrulls will look way better.

Hundred percent agree perfect ending for me as well.

I’m dead.

Enjoyed.

Yay more Purdue on Deadspin!

I honestly can’t believe you guys wrote an article about Purdue basketball. Yay!

Yay to all these.

Harden and Durant complain about officiating so much. You guys are 2 of the best in the world right now, quit bitching.

For me it was: