Yeah what’s up with that? The state department is “investigating”? WTAF

I replied to another thread. She was fabulous as Jerry’s perfect wife in Parks and Rec, I can’t even imagine anyone else in that role. But she didn’t really act there either, now that I think of it. She just “acted” like Christie Brinkley LOL

Christie Brinkley gets a forever pass for Gayle Gergich on Parks and Rec. It was such a hypersweet and goofy and over-the-top role and she was perfect.  I know nothing else about her...is she a mean girl?

This is probably a dumb question, but was Christie Brinkley a runway model or a cover girl only? Do all models do both? She has no rhythm and she just looks awkward. Can’t imagine her strutting a runway.

oof

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  I can light the night up with my foal on sire

Haha

Ivanka! How are ya, girl? Your chin is melting, hon....time for another new one. 

Snort. That was mean, but I’ll allow it

Exactly. It warms my heart knowing he and his skanky family are miserable. 

Ugh—these Carter people are insufferable.

There was a profile on him in the New Yorker last week. Yeah he’s a messy bitch. 

And this vet that was talking to Crenshaw is not a good speaker. He must OF said like a hundred times.

I’ve heard he’s really well-liked by his co-workers. Doesn’t matter, he’s a great actor and that’s all that matters to me. These roasts are weird, they have the same roasters all the time, so I wonder how they put out the call for someone like DeNiro.

There’s a 30 Rock video for every scenario

At a new Thai restaurant in our small town, our waitress was maybe 16 years old, probably the owner’s daughter. She was sweet and kind and very shy. For dessert, we ordered a sticky rice/banana thing wrapped in palm leaves and it was delicious! My husband folded the palm leaves and put them in his pocket. When the…

Oh I know he’s stupid. I was giving him way too much credit, but he has to know that people make fun of his face right?

Hahaha good one!

Honestly I really thought he was addressing the orange skin thing as a joke. But is he even self-aware enough to do that? Was he serious? OMG I can’t even with this asshole anymore

I got dragged to see The Social Network, and can’t believe how much I liked it. Yes on your 3, but he also did this, so he can’t be all bad