Et tu Adam?

Black sheep here. I hated it when I was younger, and couldn’t understand what was “wrong with me.” As it turns out, they’re the assholes and it’s sometimes very hard to stare the truth in the face. I love my family, but I pretty much avoid them. Family reunions are hard because they still tell me how out of touch I…

Yes, unfortunately this is correct. Every once in a while I go over to the Fox website just to see what they’re huffing today. Man the comment section is really something, and Liz Warren is particularly reviled over there because too many people are proudly stupid and awful. As long as these chuds are around, we are…

My brother is one of those guys. I will love him until the day I die, but I actively avoid him and it makes me so sad. Sad that I want nothing to do with my own goddamn brother, but sadder that he thinks all of this is acceptable. So yeah fuck him

haha I saw the face and said “oh yeah Javier Bardem definitely belongs on this list!” but my brain was saying who’s JDM? Wow they look alike....yummy

I bet she’s a goddamn hoot when she’s with her *cough-cough social-climbing* staff. I’m sure they all think it’s hysterical that those of us who chose not to be eurotrash golddiggers are so upset right now. Just a thought.

Well I screamed it for you. My husband in the other room.....who are you yelling at?

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, this is why I hate people

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(and apparently the only Democrat capable of winning a statewide election in Ohio)

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I think Camilla is a riot. Her whole life it seems is ‘fuck all y’all, I’ll do whatever the hell I want.’ I like that!!

Just to be clear...so you are or are not a fan of Marvel movies?

Ugh.....I really love Andy Dwyer and Peter Quill, so I’m sorry to hear that. 

Three books have made me cry...The Road, Cold Mountain, and An American Marriage. The former two I will never read again, too depressing. But this book is so good and so loving to its characters that I’ve read it multiple times. I’m jealous that you get to read it for the first time.

It’s like the exceptions for rape and incest. No, just no! If it’s murder, it’s murder. (I don’t believe that it is, and I propose we actually need more abortions.) These cowardly fundie freaks need to own it....they need to come out and say NO EXCEPTIONS. 

This will never get old

Now see I feel just the opposite about him. Ben Affleck is Ben Affleck in every single role he’s ever played. Matt Damon, at least for me, IS Tom Ripley and Jason Bourne and Linus Caldwell and the Martian and Mark Whitacre and Colin Sullivan and Carroll Burnett and so many other roles. He was also a cute Loki in…

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I need to know....why do we hate Chris Pratt? All these Chris rankings and Pratt is just savaged and I don’t get it. Is he a bad guy?