I didn’t finish the book, it was horrifying. But the buzz convinced me to see the movie. She made a miracle

Because too many Americans are fucking stupid? Just spit-balling

Fuck no is right! This is a terrible show, always has been.

Brooklyn 99, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Curb your Enthusiasm, The Goldbergs, Malcolm in the Middle, 30 Rock, the Good Place....the best sitcoms from the last 20 years. I won’t even watch a *cough CBS cough* sitcom if it has a laugh track.

I had to look that up. Sounds interesting, I’ll check it out

OK whew! I remember reading Susan Orleans’ article in The New Yorker, before The Orchid Thief became a book, and then Kaufman bought the rights for a movie and I was thinking, hmmmm well this will be interesting. And it turned out even more interesting than I thought it would be! 

Whaaaaaat?!? I live in NY and I’ve always known they’re called the Cards

Wait, when you say (fuck, what a movie!) does that mean you loved it or hated it? I thought it was great and Nic Cage was pretty great too! I think his movies are either very good or very bad, no in-between.

And just to complicate things for you. My OB doc asked permission to do episiotomy because he was afraid the tearing would be worse.....I’m small and all my babies came fast, so I’ve had 3 episiotomies. OMG it was such a relief when he cut me.....and I had no issues after AT ALL. Sorry but if I had to do it again, I…

I don’t think so. They’re covering up a murder, and they simply don’t care

There is a huge yellow banner now on Hill Island in Ontario, warning visitors to the US that they will be asked if they smoke weed and if they answer yes (lol) they will not be admitted and will possibly be banned for life. Goddamn christofascists make me sick

I remember reading the Gabriel Byrne anecdote about shutting down The Usual Suspects. Hmmmmm I wonder if he’s ever asked, since he does run into him quite often. LOL 

I am a licensed and certified professional. I had one job that was non-union. One payday, my manager handed me the wrong paycheck. I opened it without looking at the name and said to myself, wow they gave me a huge raise!! Then I looked at the name on the check, and it was my male co-worker’s with the same…

“I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend any more than 5 dollars on wine, you are very stupid.”—April Ludgate

FirstSlag…..I like it!

Nah we hate her because she’s a lying, grifting piece of shit who fucks a terrible man for money. Go ahead and admire that if you must. The rest of us can mock you too

Just want to let you know that I smile every time I scroll past your name. It’s awesome

To other Americans who have or haven’t served in the military, the flag is a sacred symbol of freedom to do whatever the fuck we want. We love America! I’m sorry it hurts your feelings, but that’s not my problem, it’s yours

My brother lives in Massachusetts and he doesn’t have much to say about politics....he knows to keep his yap shut around me. But last week he told me he tries to see everyone’s POV but he just can’t stand E Warren. When I asked him what he didn’t like about her, he danced around a bit, gave me a few RW talking points…

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