I think it’s easy to say people are mentally ill when they kill, because the idea of someone doing it not as a result of mental illness is incomprehensible on some level. It’s not always the case.

She’s a sociopath. You can’t counsel or medicate it away.

Yeah she’s gotta be sociopathic level of completely disconnected from empathy to do this. There’s no fix for that. Only manipulating therapists into believing she possess human feelings from here out.

At this point, Trump should just do a department transfer of all his employees to government positions.

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

Our house fire happened during a Sunday morning. It was a window unit that was the cause. Even though smoke and flames were shooting out of the bitch and the curtains on the window were on fire, my brother was still peacefully sleeping not two feet away from it. He only woke up when we starting screaming his name.

Just a general PSA that the smell of smoke will not wake you up from sleeping. A lot of people think that they’ll be able to wake up if there is ever a fire in their house in the middle of the night, but the opposite is actually true. Smoke inhalation will deepen your sleep. Your best defense against fire is a working…

I will watch the shit out of this, her estate really seem like a holes

This is what Pence wants America to be like.

They have to tell him he’s handsome and a good boy and affectionately ruffle his hair and diaper his enormous behind and generally give him the love mommy and daddy didn’t otherwise...

They seem to be confused and think they’re in some sort of West Wing LARP situation, or playing in a Fantasy White House Politics league. This is not Model UN, guys. This is Real UN, where you actually have to DO stuff instead of just talking real good about it with your buddies.

These are Melania’s parents.

Donald looks so happy to see them! How do you manage to scowl when your wife and child finally deign to live with you?

Those are the faces of prisoners realizing they are about to spend some hard time.

Actual non-gossipy relevance with this story: Doesn’t this save the American taxpayers a bunch of money because now the secret service detail assigned to Melania and Baron don’t have to shell out money directly into the pockets of Trump by having to stay at his gaudy hotels?

No. He’s being portrayed by a crisis actor.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Extremely hard to avoid one that won’t grow to 300 pounds. Almost all the “designer pet pigs” sold are actually just regular “feed” pigs. I know several people who spent a lot of money buying what they thought would be a small pet pig only to have it grow to 200+ pounds.

CUTE PIGGY PARTY