Yeah except that Wrangler wont be 30 years old, be slow and old as well, and have an ugly ass red interior

NP for some kinky Ford truck fetishist who doesn’t mind driving dynamics slightly worse than a Model T with a lift kit.

All old things are not interesting. 

These were junky little trucks then and they are even junkier with age.

That’s about the price I’d pay for a ‘93 big kahuna bronco with a 351, not this piddly wannabe

I wouldn’t take Stern’s word for much.

Ugh. Guess what happens when you protest in the street? Hmmm. I wonder?  

People who dont stand in the middle of the road get hit 0% of the time. True story.

I really want someone to explain to my why a police vehicle should be held responsible for running over someone. They’re not even autonomous.

The Ford Motor Company’s “The Huddle” email in full:

Some might recognize me as an avid defender of trucks and BOF SUVs, and are you fucking kidding me about this truck?

Be careful. Your inferiority complex is showing.

Project vehicles aren’t worth what they cost to build. Ever.

587 to 11 now... still under 2% NP.

It’s close, but the smokestack needs to stick up vertically in the bed, right behind the cab.

Yeah, that was one thing that I couldn’t help but notice; how in the Hell do you wear-out mud-tires to that extent? And even funnier is that you can tell by looking at the thing that the photo-shoot for this ad was the first time it’s ever been “off-road.”

The buyer who would drool over this truck didn’t spend $20,000 on his house. CP.

But Jalopnik’s quality has been so good lately. Oh wait...

Another garbage clickbait headline. How are they pissing off “everyone possible?” Sure the factory workers who had hoped to be rehired might be disappointed, but that’s not “everyone possible.” I’m not pissed. You’re not pissed. Mrs Wilson from number 43 is not pissed. As the last paragraph clearly states, this is SOP.