I enjoyed the review and think it was well written.

You seem like an incorrigible dolt.

Well, except they also put them in the red-band trailer. (That’s how I was able to accurately list a bunch of them.) In any case, the analogy doesn’t have to be as precise as you insist. My point was simply that it’s a similar ploy of suggesting that the viewer may not able to handle what’s coming. I opened the review …

Ok this is a peeve of mine. You mean cue. Que is a Spanish word that means what. It’s pronounced “kay”. Queue is an English word that means line. Cue. I don't know why this is hard.

See, I don’t think I’ve ever been *more* attracted to her...

My favorite line: “Dead isn’t what it used to be.”

Ok, I’m only a couple paragraphs in and I’m already frustrated to the point I need to skip down and comment.

THANK YOU! Here’s the most nonsensical sentence:

i disagree with this review — this was an A+ episode, perfectly paying off the sexual harassment comeuppance of Ariel. from now on, whenever a creepy MRA/yadda talks about his ‘woke’ ideas on prostitution, real dolls, porn, and the like, my go-to meme material will come from this episode.

Elvis Costello is fucking amazing. His work with the Attractions is some of the best music if his era.

As much as people probably don’t want to admit it, the show is well written, or at least has a team of talented writers that know how to write characters where it doesn’t matter.

Bill’s weird-as-fuck “SURPRISE” about gave me an aneurysm.

I thought the other Frances was so sweet for inviting them in. 

Oh yeah, two other things...

HO-LY SHIT. I don’t know if that was scripted or 100% real. All I know is it was amazing. I feel like I say this every show but Nathan Fielder is a genius.

I couldn’t not.

Well one thing I have to say that finally the name fits - the election of the orange-faced clown is truly THE American Horror Story... 

So, what’s left of the Commentariat, what are y’all’s verdict on this? Generally Ryan Murphy starts really strong but loses everything by the halfway point. Last season was just shit from the word go, though.

Who better to grab a sword from fire than the unburnt?

I agree - is this directed to gardening fraternities? Brotanists?