Is this what passes for entertainment these days?

Next up, Animal talks to kids about screaming at women.

Which one is unnecessary surgery land?

Damn you phone keyboard!

I'll be careful never to put myself into a position where I won't be able to unwatch this.

Some trends make sense.

I think it's just right.

Making a movie no one living wants to see for the benefit of someone who won't be around to see it?

All the upvotes in the world.

Hey - they totally showed up during the day. And it's not hard to imagine that Black Widow could get her hands on his address. And another thing…

Radioactive Man will travel back in time to defeat him. "On your left!"

I thought the same. Anchorman did it first and better.

Internet? It's clear they don't have electricity.

I thought of that too. Even if they manage to have a male and a female - and keep them alive without medical knowledge, then what?

It's been a while. Time to dig it out and re-read it.

Really? News to me. That seems different. So no one can be shown smoking?

Wolverine used to love cigars. I remember in the Claremont days, they always made a point to explain that his healing factor prevented any damage to his lungs. For the same reasons described above ("Think of the children!") Marvel hasn't shown him smoking for a while now, long before the Disney buyout.

Good point - I think you're right. And it brings us right back to the article's comparison - I don't think the Underwoods are enjoying having power as much as they enjoyed acquiring it.

That's it. We're done. We have found the A.V. Club motto.

Put those away or I'll take them away!