My wife (whose name is Lisa), is not a fan of me saying this to her.

Oh, hai Mark.

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me”?

Reminds me of this gem:

I’d need to grow a third arm to get everyone the finger in traffic!

The way the suspense on that video was building toward the crash was nearly killing me...

5) The “steering issue”, presumably, was that the pilot tried to steer to avoid the building, but the aircraft had issue with that.

IMO, flying cars aren’t going to become a “thing” until we discover an entirely different mode of lifting things into the air that doesn’t involve moving air. I’m talking a massive, groundbreaking series of discoveries that will likely take centuries to find and develop.

I’m with you. Most people can’t even drive on the roads without fucking up. Do you really want them flying over your house too?

Ultimately, though, everything is futile. Will this “flying car” help you survive the heat death of the universe?

There was probably a lot of giggling, followed by a lot of shitting in this demonstration.

Important lessons:

Most asshats can barely drive a regular car! Flying cars? No thank you.

That building came out of nowhere.

Hahahaha! I was just thinking that there’s a dude who completely blew his chance at a great story.

Use zero interest rates when they’re offered, and earn interest or invest the cash.

Your bag of dog food can't jump.

Man, he clutches his back immediately. Back pain is the absolute worst. I had back spasms from a soccer injury for over a month earlier this summer and it is not fun.

I've honestly wondered why this doesn't happen more often. I know they're lifting small girls, but that's still 110-130lbs clear over your head. My back hurts lifting the 40 lb bag of IAMS dog food.