Truth. The wonderland of porn available has ruined the appeal of naked celebrities for me. It seems sad to say, but I'm OK with it.

I'm with Mark's previous comment: I will always and forever maintain that she is saying "fuck your mouth." Even if she did say something else. :D

I did not find it funny, sorry. Where did she pick up this word to use it so casually? Maybe its generational. I cringed seeing the video and felt sorry for her and furious at those who use the word around her.

FIRST: my previous statement that you are the weird sex beat charizard...still holds.

"partner" always makes me think you're a fellow cowboy.

Good to know...

Was there one about women being condescending bitches? Really? You were deeply stunned to find out that there are men that don't know whether or not a tampon is sexually satisfying? A tampon applicator is a rigid plastic object in the exact same shape (albeit smaller than most but not all) sex toys intended for…

I can't breathe. Incredible.

Ohh...These clips aren't good for my lungs. My eyes are literally watering as I'm unable to inhale properly from laughing too much.

The way the models react to hits is surprisingly impressive.

I was crying from laughing so hard. Great vid.

So after his orgasm, did he go off and drain the snake, or did he look elsewhere in the barnyard and choke his chicken?

I thought this was going to be a description of a Lance Armstrong sex tape.

Weirdest fucking Fleshlight I've ever seen.

Does this mean we've achieved Peak Internet? Where do we go from here?

Rated C for Constricted.

I have no desire to watch this, as I've already seen the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Metal Gear Solid has gotten weird since I played last.