This is just sad.

Honestly I am starting to think that Zack Snyder (and Patti Jenkins) are bad writers, and really really REALLY should just stick to directing.

Exactly. Thank you.

I tried it. On two occasions, just to be sure of my well-informed opinion. It was too salty for me, and had a strange weird texture. It went well with crackers, however.

Where’s the fun in fat?

I thought we’d just let Bill and Melinda handle their private stuff, and just focus on the humanitarian work that they’ve been doing to lift millions of fellow Sapiens out of poverty and disease. But of course, we routinely ignore that stuff (Africans aren’t full humans, apparently).

I tried doing this move at the gym, busted my shoulders and pecs... my husband LOL’d

What if in the sequel, turns out It Was Agatha All Along??? 😂

That’s why every farm needs at least one donkey.

I was gonna say... the path this gamer takes IRL depends on several factors. But yeah... potential serial killer, big corporate CEO, or Republican 😅

You’re clearly too empathetic and kind to be a typical modern gamer 😅 Your parents clearly did something right...

I’m sorry but this is bad advice (not the article author, but the CDC). They should have started with mandating a VACCINE PASSPORT.

Old man sidearms are also a real thing 😂✌🏾

I thought that was his secret porn name...

So you don’t believe in Gender Equality? You sound like a real piece of work...

I would have delivered a punch to her kidney area, knocking the breath out of her. Hopefully she’ll learn to not randomly assault people anymore. Dumb-ass h03

What if your assaulter breaks your legs, making it impossible for you to “walk away”? What if your toddler is with you, within striking distance of the assaulter? What if the assaulter - let’s say a spitter like the one in this video - has some fluid-borne pathogen like Ebola virus or, oh I dunno... SARS-COV-2???

even when provoked you can’t hit a woman

Many Americans are also suffering from mental illness, keep that in mind. The symptoms range from the abnormally high rate of suicides, Crazy Karens and Chad doing sh!t like shown in this video, reality-denying MAGA and QAnon cultists, and of course the ol’ American Staple: mass shooters.