...you can’t make this stuff up, folks!

Either give him 5 years + chemical castration + probation forever, or give him death sentence within 90 days of conviction.

Mine had jokes before he even knew what jokes were!

99% of parents feel you 100% 😁👍🏾 It seems like just last week my son was toddling around. Now his hat is on backwards while he goes catch the bus to go hang out with his friends...

It’s probably partly because Squirrel Girl is the closest Marvel has come to drawing a character with “nearly normal proportions”, instead of the usual tiny waist and giant anti-gravity breasts nonsense.

This is why I think people were unnecessarily stressing themselves out over the whole Gay Marriage issue. Gay folks NEED to have Marriage! In fact, it should be MANDATORY that once you come out as gay, you HAVE to get gay-married within the following 3 years. “But WHY?” you ask? Well, WHY should straight folks suffer…

Most people who are deeply sexist (in this case, towards women), and have a hard time recognizing and articulating that fact. Many are actually not even aware of how sexist they are, but some DO, and don’t GAF.

Most people who are deeply sexist (in this case, towards women), and have a hard time recognizing and articulating that fact. Many are actually not even aware of how sexist they are, but some DO, and don’t GAF.

Most people who are deeply sexist (in this case, towards women), and have a hard time recognizing and articulating that fact. Many are actually not even aware of how sexist they are, but some DO, and don’t GAF.

“I genuinely don’t understand why she’s starting to lag in the polls.”

How do we know her passing was “peaceful”?

..and vice-versa!

Honestly I was shocked to find out they are not same person. Back home I had a coworker whom I always mistook for another lady in a different department (we’re ALL asian, so I dunno how that happened).

Why not get AMC A-List? $21/month, see up to 3 movies a week, any type of screen, NO RESTRICTIONS

What is “TRT”?

Any non-fake dashcam has timestamps on all the clips.

I’ve literally never driven a car with any alcohol in my system. Yes, I get made fun of at parties and such... but guess what? 0 at-fault accidents, 0 DUIs, and 2 healthy children with a husband that trusts me absolutely.

I thought I was the only weirdo who used their blinkers in parking lots. Talk about force of habit...

0.75 - 1 mile is a good distance to safely start signaling. Only sociopaths and assholes (basically, 98% of BMW drivers, usually between ages 21 and 35) see that as an excuse to speed up and cut the other driver off.

So’s hundreds of things in modern life... yet, as a civilization/society we’ve collectively agreed on ONE standard, and trained ourselves on it (including auto-safety training). And now BMW gives us the finger? Why?